My dear friends,
Let us all lift our collective hands and slap the INS silly for denying Natalia Laschenova citizenship! And then subjecting her to the threat of deportation!
Of course, I have no idea what the circumstances are, but I have faith that Laschenova, my favorite Soviet, is not some rabid terrorist who wants to blow planes up. The kind of faith that says, “She’s paying our taxes, unlike SOME PEOPLE who are already citizens.”
SAVE NATALIA LASCHENOVA!!